Diana Flu Shot
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head
Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.
I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.
He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a "Death List" of people he planned to kill in the school.
Rachel's Sciatica.
I like it.
Dorothy's STI Panel
Katherine's Tinnitus
Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.
Anastasia's Kidney Stones.
Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
Bonnie Back-Ache
Maria Vasectomy
Constance Neutropenic Fever
Well, I suppose it could be worse.
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
Carrie broken leg
Yo I also have a broken leg!
Davis Strep Throat
Betty's COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis
Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.
Wanda Broken Leg
Lulu chronic depression
Carmen Cold
You people know your grandmother's first name? I genuinely don't know what it was.
Steve
Wilhelmina's shingles
Joan's Hearing Voices
Ella Psoriatic Arthritis.
I've never heard of that. Sounds like bone eczema. :(
Psoriasis is an autoimmune disease where the immunse system overreactes to a cellular injury, causing a snowball effect as healthy cells are destroyed and further inflame the area. That can be skin, causing plaques, or it can be cartilage or bone in the joints. It's similar to rheumatoid arthritis.
Seems like a way to gather data on people and break into their financial apps.
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People are so eager to share that you could probably just ask them for their passwords now. No need for all this phishing. Every good site blocks your password with asterisks anyways. Look, mine is *******************.