United do not look good here....which means they'll probably nick one first.

Protesting ffs he moves towards it, clear pen

I mean fair enough

This game is gonna be exactly the same as their game against Burnley.

Give the ball to Anthony and watch it get wasted. Story of first 15 minutes.

Sheffield really shat the bed with that chance.

Did they have to borrow Newcastle's kits?

This is the worst we’ve looked since Ten Hag took over.

McTominay the best striker

Fantastic penalty tbf.

Mcburnie was turning away looking stunned he'd missed before the ball even left his foot

Man United’s ball retention is shocking. Doesn’t look like they’ve played together before.

I like this Sheffield, it's surprisingly entertaining

Rolling back on the pitch shoudn't be allowed.

Mctominay bailing us out again lmfao

LMFAO

Halaand who??

This match has first friendly after holiday vibe

Imagine not giving the ball back immediately every time we get it

Oof that was a proper championship tackle

Amrabat is shocking

That would've been a howler if Onana hadn't gotten his arm down in time. We really need to sort out our defense in the window.

McTom strikes again….oh wait

Ahahahahahahahahaha

These colors are so hard to tell apart

We are fucking shocking

What is it with everyone holding their arms out today

This game is basically the duality of McTominay.

Imagine getting dominated by fucking Sheffield at home

Now i don't think that should be a hand but it is according to the rules what can you do. if your hand isn't behind the back they will call you for it

I’ve just been staring at my screen for the last 35 minutes without a single thought or emotion.

Bro ain’t no way United paid 100M for Antony and 50M for Onana. 💀🤡😱😱😱

The goat strikes again

McTominay is by far Utds best player

McTominay is everything Arteta wanted in Havertz

ManU is pure football terrorism.

Have not one but two wife beaters, are terrible on the pitch and still get a lead

A ghost on the rest of the pitch, but a monster in the penalty area

I feel like Spurs this season could've been a good fit for hojlund

what is bro doing trying to block a throw-in like that lmao

It is very funny seeing Sheffield are playing so deep that Maguire has been able to move up to right wing and striker.

United about to pay a billion quid for Foderingham in January

Only watched this match and the Che/Ars match today.

That’s the first good bit of keeping I’ve seen.

Lol.. the goalkeeper too? Are we allowed ANY of our first 11?

Sometimes football is so dire it loops around and becomes properly entertaining

Serious football club and Onana ain’t the same thing.

Broooooo….

Scot McTominay better than Rooney?

"Going home to sort out some issues" is perhaps the most cowardly way you could describe Antony's situation, congratulations