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[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This is getting so stupid, it’s beginning to sound like The Onion. Why don’t they just start charging for reading posts.

Here’s an idea: Every day you get 5 Reddit Emeralds for free, and you can use them to read 5 posts. If you want to read more, you can get more emeralds from Common Reddit Loot Boxes. You can buy those boxes with Reddit Rubies.

You can get Reddit rubies from Rare Reddit Loot Boxes, and in order to get those, you have to use Reddit Diamonds. If you have 19 Common boxes you can also craft 1 Rare Loot Box. Doing so will also require 10 rubies.

You can also buy Reddit Diamonds with Superior Crypto-Augmented Money (SCAM), and getting those coins requires real world money.

Ok, so now that you have all these gems, you can put them to good use. Emeralds are used to read posts. When you comment, there’s a 50% chance that it will be deleted within 30 minutes, but you can improve your odds by spending 1 Reddit Ruby. For each Ruby, the odds improve by 10%. Posts have the same mechanism, but you need to spend Diamonds instead.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

/u/spez is violently taking notes.

[–] DeriHunter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be careful or you might get a job offer from reddit

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

too late, Twitter has got OP to sign a contract already.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Meh, Twitter doesn't take contracts that seriously under Muskrat.

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Too plausible!

[–] zacher_glachl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wonder whether the average person is really as retarded as they are made out to be by large corporations.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Obviously yes. Reddit could change the app icon to a swastika and hide the real icon behind a $50 paywall and people would still use the app because of convenience.

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember a scary thing about average IQ: half of the people have IQ below that number, hence “average”.

[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That's not really how averages work, that's the median, but I get your point. In order for that to be average there have to be scores lower.

[–] Gyella@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit can go fuck themselves. I’ve been gone since Apollo stopped working. Have never & will never go back.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's this super frustrating trend where instead of making the paid version of things better, they just make the free version worse. Like how you used to be able to do background play on the YouTube app. It's like they know these features are good so implement them to attract people to use their service, and then later take it away to force the subscription.

[–] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh it was so much worse than that. Google indirectly banned every 3rd party app on the Play Store from streaming videos in the background to push that feature. Seemingly overnight every app that could do it vanished or cut the feature. Sure you can sideload a fix but your average non-savvy users got screwed into paying up.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do iOS users not have free icon packs? I'm so confused by this...

[–] TwinTurbo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can’t change icons from the system/launcher settings. Individual apps can offer icon options, but they are internal to the app.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kratoz29@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

To each their own, I moved from iOS to Android in 2020 and first days I started experimenting with different icon packs, but not all are perfect or of my taste, nowadays I only use the monet icons feature for Pixel Launcher, but if it wasn't for that I'd just use stock icons lol.

[–] nostalgicgamerz@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

VC money very likely dried up and the IPO was the opportunity to raise more funding. all they needed to do was put ads in 3rd party apps and they take a cut of revenue…

I honestly thought that after all these things they would spring back but I honestly now feel like they’re going to go the way of Digg

[–] dottedgreenline@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I also hate the inclusion of the u/spez freakout about employees not wearing reddit colours in public for fear of physical harm. It is a full-on propaganda tactic, in the vein of Elon Musk or Trump's bullshit. It immediately puts shade on the userbase. These "journalists" should get their shit together and either write about how ridiculously stupid he was to say that or just not present it at all, it's barely relevant to the article. For anyone who has actually been following along, the way the article presents that tidbit is inane and completely false at best.

[–] CandyRushSweetest@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I can't believe they push third-party devs away and then try to make Reddit as unappealing as possible! Like, I used their stupid app and I CAN'T HANDLE how much that stupid app LAGS!! If they want people to pay, they better be a damn good app. Like, this is just evil at this point!

I'm just saying, but Reddit is just becoming a money grab. I appreciated third-party devs because they made Reddit more enjoyable. My favorite app to use Reddit on is no longer effective due to Reddit's changes. That's why I'm on Lemmy now :/

[–] ForbiddenRoot@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Interestingly this may piss off more people than the real issues. Most people didn't seem to care at all about the API / 3rd party app support issues as long as they got their Reddit doom-scroll fix. But I bet whole bunch of these will be upset at having an ugly pixelated icon on their phone, muhawhaw.

[–] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would probably pay tbh. I hate my home screen looking bad. I'm on Android and use custom icons, but if I had no other options I'd pay for it.

[–] dismalnow@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

$50 per year to change an icon.

[–] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not about the money. It's the stench of the thing.

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

They bent us over rather than asking for consent.

[–] rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just more subscription hell. It's ridiculous anymore. I'll need a subscription to flush my toilet at some point. I mean how much of this are consumers willing to put up with. Anyway Reddit is well on the path of monetizing themselves to irrelevance.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

anymore

That's not how that word works.

Edit: I didn't say I I've never seen it used that way, i just find that particular use of it to be wrong.

[–] bergkoenig@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the previous poster didn't use it in that way.

[–] BraBraBra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

at the present time : NOW, NOWADAYS Hardly a day passes without rain anymore.

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not how they used it though. Grammatical construction matters

Just more subscription hell. It's ridiculous anymore.

"It's ridiculous these days"

"I don't go out any more"

[–] BraBraBra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's ridiculous nowadays. Have no idea how you're still not getting it, it's actually impressive.

[–] Rexios@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This title is exceedingly misleading. This icon is not “ugly” and is an obvious marketing stunt to bring awareness to the return of r/place. Wether or not you think r/place should come back is irrelevant to this discussion. Reddit didn’t “make the icon ugly” so people would pay to fix it.

[–] countsickness@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Two things can be true at the same time.
The fact that there really is an icon named “Original” that is locked away does not help. The old icon simple isn’t there at the moment as far as I could see.
So even if they changed the icon for /r/places the fact that you won’t even see the old icon in the selection and that it’s nowhere mentioned that that is the reason for the (temporary) change will properly lead enough just buy premium. Hopefully users that forget to cancel once the normal icon is back.

[–] zShxck@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago

Spez is a fucking clown... I hope reddit dies soon.

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee -2 points 2 years ago

Quick question... Using the jerboa app, if I click a link... What happens if I accept cookies?

With RIF I knew they wouldn't be saved.

What's the situation for me now?