Yes, please come and pick him up.
Old People Facebook
The sublemmy for "Old People Facebook" is a curated space showcasing the charming, confusing, and often hilarious social media endeavors of the older generation. From accidental memes and cryptic status updates to endearing attempts at using modern technology, this sublemmy celebrates the unique ways seniors engage with the digital world.
If you come in after 4 and he's still here, he will be marked down to half price.
I thought I paid for home delivery...
Yes and he needs a million dollars. It's me by the way.
I cackled.
USED TO GO TO CHURCH WITH A LADY WHO GRANSON WAS A PREACHER OVER AT THE CHURCH IN MAYFIELD BUT RUMOR IS HE HAD AFFAIR WITH THE CLEANING LADY AND THEY HAD A BABY WAS MIXED AND SO HE DIVORSE WIFE AND MOVE TO COLORADO WITH THE CLEANING LADY BECAUSE SHE HAD FAMILY THERE WAS A BIG SCANDAL LAST YEAR BUT I THINK EVERYBODY FORGOT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT ANYMORE AND PATRICIA PASCAL HAS PASS FROM HER KIDNEYS PROBLEM IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD SO SAY A PRARY FOR HER HUSBAND GEORGE