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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 19 points 1 year ago

Come on Jerry, you know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a Marine Biologist!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Serenity now!!!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The jerk store called.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would never work in the US. The ambulance bill would be 5x higher than the restaurant bill.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Must be one expensive meal to be 1/20th the cost of an American ambulance.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$50 vs $1000, rough approximations

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My last ambulance ride was $3,400. After insurance I was still on the hook for 1,700 iirc

[–] crit@links.hackliberty.org 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ and y'all still live in the US??

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The exact ratio depends entirely on the your personal limit for when you see a bill and say "Yup, definitely heart attack worthy"

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it was the 20th that really gave him away.

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Always quit while you're ahead

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the headline, I thought this was twenty fake heart attacks for one meal. That would have been funnier. It’s still pretty funny that he did this at twenty distinct restaurants.

I’m gonna try doing it how I first read it. Omg, heart attack! Wait I’m better. Oh no, it’s happening again! Whew, false alarm. Holy shit, I’m dying! …

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

They didn't buy the first 19 fake heart attacks, but he really sold it the twentieth time.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Seafood paella and two whiskeys for only $36.80 USD? I'm fucking moving to Spain

[–] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that's 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I dub thee "Nicky Desire" after your intense desire for a nickname.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What does this have to do with introversion vs extroversion? It seems completely unrelated.

One could easily be an introvert and be an asshole and take advantage of people this way.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

“And what is the charge? Having a heart attack? A succulent Chinese heart attack?”

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You people are sick, this man is dying!"

-some regular looking guy with a large jaw

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Restaurants hate this one weird trick.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

….I thought shit like this only happened in sitcoms.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MxM111@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

All the buffs in the world won’t help if you roll a critical failure.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I came here to say that.

The first Palahniuk book I read, before I learn he wrote Fight Club

Lullaby and Survivor came next.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t you be paying more in ambulance bills?

[–] jaguargoosey@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

It's in Europe

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He's going to fake a stroke to get out of the trial

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a Michael Scott bit in The Office.... I'm pretty sure something like that actually happened in The Office.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that's victimless.