I hope you like keyboards
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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You could up your moans-per-minute if you switched your username to dvorak.
Even after decades of qwerty? And what about switching back and forth?
Serious question though I'll if course accept responses in the spirit of the thread too.
As a querty user, I know most of my speed typing comes down to muscle memory, but dvorak is a more sensible layout from what I've heard. The problem with dvorak is that most people, including myself, are too used to the old layout to want to momentarily slow down and learn something that would be faster in the long run. So I'm never gonna fault someone for either choice, but... Switching back and forth is some psycho the-voices-moaned-me-to-do-it shit.
I use Dvorak. I typed around 70 wpm in Qwerty, and now I'm up to around 95 wpm in Dvorak. Was it worth it? I dunno. I got up to a good speed (like 30 wpm) in like a month, but it took a good couple of years to reach my current speed. The problem is that I switched from being a programmer to teaching programming, so now I have a bit of trouble every time I try to show my students something on their computers. No way I'm switching back to Qwerty, but I'm not sure if the switch was really worth it. If I were an author, a secretary, someone who actually typed fast all day long it'd probably be worth it, but not for what I actually do.
Okay, but make sure you pronounce it correctly. It sounds like that utensil you would use for soup...
A thpoon?
Oh, a spork?
Go ahead I liked the post
Please try
What happens if I dislike them?
The next person trying to say your username will stay silent
They unmoan your username
Oh my
Not fair, your username comes pre-moaned
It just rolls off the tongue.
I don’t think I’d want to hear that in a moan.
I would
I don't think you should
That does sound like it would be amusing
I have liked, send me the .mp3 ASAP
New ringtone aquired
? Why would this be a ringtone?
MOAN MY NAME YOU SLUT
like
like
Have fun with that
Where there’s a will.. there’s a way..
I want my .wav bitch
I want it in FLAC
How do numbers work?
Yes
I know this won’t be possible without laughing halfway
Send me the wav file
👉👈 plwese try uwu :3
I normally wouldn't upvote something like this but I must add to the chaos. FLAC plz
I need proof
go on, then
Where's that ButtholeSpiders guy, we need him.
I expect a Vocaroo to go with every one of these messages.
Just make it NSFW.
Ohai
OH! GO! MAN! GO! OH! MANGO! MAN GO!
But like... how do you make it sound good if there's a lot of syllables
Making it sound good wasn't part of the assignment.
Dew it!