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To be fair, they did get some pretty decent damage in on their surprise round. They just didn't get many more chances.

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The next time you end up taking a long rest you're just gonna find yourself falling into a sinkhole and landing in the middle of the fucking underdark.

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like a good way for the PCs to become rulers of the underdark.

[–] teft@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

How did that hole make us fall exactly on the Menzoberranzan throne?

/shrugs

Nat 20 for the win.

*cue Lolth appearing from the shadows.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

With cheesecake

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why are they resting with bugbears?

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bugbears love to hide under beds.

Or sleeping bags if the PCs are camping.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, of course. Hence the popular goodnight, "don't let the bugbears bite!"

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

That is fantastic!

[–] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Those damned bedbugbears

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

They needed a hard fight because they've gained so many bugbear allies.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

Three bears? Where did the bugs go? (checks notes)
/s

[–] EgonDhuman@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

On their int the bears stand up, put on hats, pull out canes, and dance off stage left

[–] Maimakterion@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago

5 level 3+ characters vs 3 CR 1 bugbears and a handful of CR 1/4 goblins.

That is a trivial encounter. Of course you wrecked them.

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago

One of my first times as a DM, I had the gang walking through a desert and wind up at an oasis.

They had their first mini boss there, a bunch on angry, hungry talon and fang equipped ostriches.

I'm getting ready to kick their ass as they were mine, and 1 of the guys pulls out 6!!!! Loaves of bread and starts feeding the fuckers.

No-one was happy with him.....

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I were a player in this game I actually would be worried. The DM doesn't seem to have a clue how to make a balanced encounter and after this is likely to just look up random Monster Manual entries of a CR six levels higher than the party or throw so many weak ones at the party that the action economy makes it impossible to survive.

[–] computergeek125@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You comment does assume a bit of context. They might be a new DM just learning how to do stuff, in which case it's perfect fine to not be perfect every session.

Heck, it's perfectly fine to not be perfect even for experienced DMs. The most important thing is that whatever happens both the players and the DM learned something.

[–] shadowbert@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Getting an encounter perfect is pretty difficult to be fair, especially when the dice can completely wreck either side at whim.