Are ya ready kids?!
I cannot imagine not being able to inspect my navel, at the end of a hard day, and have confirmation of what colour of shirt I wore.
The lint collected reminds me of the way of the universe; everything slowly sheds its substance and shuffles imperceptibly towards oblivion.
If you ever find yourself with an outie in the future, just grow some hair around the navel and that will keep the lint in for you to inspect when needed. Simples.
Thankful my pp is an outtie and not an innie
Ah yes, the lint hole.
Sounds equal as dirty as asshole. I like it.
Idk man, sometimes my belly button smells way worse than my asshole.
You're not supposed to poop from there, you might want to consult
This is gonna push people's buttons... Better make a ringing noise, otherwise these bell-ies are false advertising.