Jude is fucking excellent

I've heard more ruckus in my library, the atmosphere is so dead I expect to see a priest on sidelines to give it last rites.

Just think we are very likely going into Southgates last England tournament, who would you want to realisticallyreplace him

Bellingham is pure filth with the ball at his feet in the best sense, what a talent

Bruh how was that not a red for Phillips?

Haha fucking love it. Never said anything bad about Rashford.

I guess we're not drawing 1-1 to San Marino like Denmark are

Calvin is a lucky overpaid boy

WHAT

If I'm Declan Rice I'm never overlapping Rashford again. What's the fucking point of expelling the energy?

Can't believe they didn't take Philips off at half. Should have red which is on Southgate

It's not a dive, he's got a face in his chest

Moss commentates football on IT Crowd would be fun for this game, great he kicks the ball over there, that an exciting development

I can't take Bellingham having an international career where he wins absolutely nothing. Please, for the love of God

San Marino scored holy shit

Classic premier league goal that is

Love u Jude

I love the trumpets, I love the drums, I love crowds like this! How do they get their instruments into the stadium anyways?

Insane Phillips isn't off there.

Get him off

Kalvin phillips so shttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Kalvin Phillips is dog

Posh seats still eating prawn sandwiches.

Tasty goal!!!

Jude Bellingham is clear of Ozzy Osborne as the second greatest person from Birmingham

Chris Woakes will always be my number 1

Ref is too soft. Book him ffs

Should be 10 vs 10!

Woof, lucky there. If he was playing for us that’d be a straight roja and a supplementary suspension.

Kane dropping into 6 because there’s no one else who can play the ball forwards… how does Maddison not get a game honestly

That was a pen, evens out for that definite non pen earlier

If only you’d gone to fuckin Liverpool, he’s the best player in the world at the moment Jude Bellingham what a lad

How does Phillips get into this England squad when you have Harrison Reed who would do a better job.

golazzo!

Bellingham can do it all

That was f**king filthy... Just disgusting!!... take a bow Jude

Strange change by Southgate

Phillips so lucky there. Southgate needs to get him off

Time to pray that we can keep this 2-1! ..or maybe.. get a 3-1..?

Run from it, hide from it, the Hendo sub arrives all the same

Udogie's on a yellow too ahahaha

What a HET son. What. A. HET.

I might hate the hype over Jude (I dislike hyping up young players) but I can't lie, he's a smart cunt.

Shows what this sub knows lol

Rashford with the “Sorry Jude” after shot

Imagine if Philips scored that. What would be the narrative?