Still have no idea what kinda death wish baldie had by coming up with this starting eleven

I mean, I like El Sha, but starting against England?

Please tell me it’s the broadcaster pulling sone crazy crowd noise cancelling stunts and Wembley isn’t actually this fucking quiet

Maybe we'll be good when Starmer becomes PM

Just call up ESR if you need a goal since Saka is recovering 😜

Italy winning the euros wasn’t a fluke after all

That has to be a red, surely??

Missed about a quarter of the match, how’s England looking? This a “clobbered to hell and back” or a “we could get a goal soon” kinda goal difference?

BELLINGHAM THE GOAT

Lifeline for England!

Do that in the shootout in the final please.

Come on Harry, time to recreate your miss in the World Cup

What a fucking run from Jude, what a goal from Marcus.

What a goal Christ

KALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Is it a Utd thing where Rashford just hoofs it when he has time

Southgate out here instructing the team to adopt the "9 minutes into the Euros final" tactics with the amount of backwards passes from an attacking position.

Jude!

bellingham is soooooo good

Penalty that is a penalty

Kane doing build up duty kills me.

bunch of classless pricks in the crowd it seems

"England don't play slow football"

....uh what?

Oh wow a Harry Kane penalty, how original

LUV ARE ARRY

kane!!! let’s go

El Sha vs Maguire

elite battle here

Fuck the Italians

Whoever keeps encouraging Henderson to do more interviews clearly secretly hates him.

Italy has certainly improved a lot since their squad lost all their veteran players.

England are so damn boring

I've never understood why Southgate doesn't have any faith in Grealish

We get carried away with players in this country but Jude Bellingham is class

All I wanted was to see how the rice/taa/Bellingham mid would work. Instead Southgate plays someone who’s hardly played over the past year

starting maguire over dunk or TAA? fuck out of here southgate

Okay that was nice.

Now 40 mins of Southgate terrorism

What a fucking player my god

Jude fucking Bellingham

he will surpass zidane? try zico

what an odd lineup from us

Why is bastoni not playing? Di marco also. Weird choice. Also, cristante and el sharaawy starting, oh dear. Feels like this should be comfortable for England

This Italy line up looks like trash

I actually don't mind Phillips being in the team, we are short of defensive minded midfielders and he's usually solid for England.

What's the point of Phillips in this role then? To press out of possession? Looks like a dog chasing cars.