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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Stamets looks so worried, like he's trying to remember if he left the space oven on or not

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Did I leave the gas on?

No, I'm a fucking squirrel!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well fucking great. Now I have to watch Dress to Kill again.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's her best work and you know it! Doesn't hurt that the year it came out I had a history class and wound up doing a report on Pol Pot as a result.

Your diary must look odd: “Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…"

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

Not going to lie, forgot that Eddie came out as trans. Makes the gif even more succinct. Good for her.

That death line is pretty amazing. There's one line that I quote pretty frequently. My accent is a fucking disaster. It slips between a Newfie accent, a generic North American accent, and 'Queens English' for some fucking reason. When trying to explain the difference between the accents to people who are like "What stroke did you have?" I usually end up quoting Eddie. "Two countries seperated by a common language. You say aluminum we say aluminium, you say centrifugal we say centri-fugal, you say erbs and we say herbs because there's a fucking H in it".

Dunno why that was the quote that stuck in my head but it was.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I long for a grapefruit.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro, I know we haven't talked that much but have you not noticed yet that I am perpetually worried?

Oh you meant the character

Carry on

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're doing great. I'm proud of you.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

That makes one of us

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, he kind of is.

It's not like he's the only one that can pilot the ship to/from deep space and isn't also a loose cannon. Or also the lead engineer. Or probably the only one qualified to fix and/or rebuild the spore drive should anything really bad happen to it. I mean, that would be insane to field a ship with a single point of failure for three critical roles - that would just be irresponsible.

Zero pressure job, really.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks babes

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Blue Steel

Dunno why my embedded images aren't working with Boost.

Turns out it's because I'm an idiot.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

😂

btw you're using the wrong markdown for images add a ! before the [] e.g. ![text](url)

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I appreciate the suggestion, but it still doesn't show up correctly when I use it like your example.

Used correctly, I see plain text with no hyperlink. Used without the ! I see a hyperlink. Let me know if the embedded gif below works for you. I've done it like you suggest.

Blue Steel

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blue Steel

you almost got it but have to use the direct link of the gif not the giphy page, right click (or press and hold if on mobile) on gif and copy image location

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

This has been an education. You're a legend!

[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where did you get this? Did you make it? :o

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just found it somewhere online. Not sure where sadly. Pinterest I think.

[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Sadge :(

If I run into it I’ll let you know 👍