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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Taking off its lil panties and licking that sweet sweet brown goodness

[–] conno02@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

ok this one hurts but the main post was totally ok

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That is the cleanest removal I've ever seen.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How are you eating Reese's is the skirt doesn't come off clean?

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It's like the angels share. Will Arnette gets a little bit of stuck-on reeses from every cup.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After it's been sitting in a hot car for 3 or more hours.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

How are you buying reese's and not eating it immediately? I'd like to learn this magic trick

[–] Master@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

I prefer when it doesn't come off cleanly and i get to lick the crumbs out of its panties... i also hate myself for typing that out...

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen this mentioned a few times but in the UK we must have a different formula or something because I don't think I've ever failed to get the wrapper off cleanly when I've had them.

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You most definitely do. A lot of the chocolate in the US has an additive that raises it's melting temperature.

Most people can't detect it, but it kinda smells like vomit.

Don't worry I'm sure you'll need it over there soon.

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't say that US chocolate smells/tastes particularly like vomit to me (a USan), but I do note that UK chocolate to me has a certain vaguely artificial-fat hint to it, like a sweet industrial solvent like percoethylene or something.

I'm sure this is far more to do with "the way in which your chocolate tastes different and what it reminds me of" rather than anything actually bad in either of them

I'm told there are plenty of people in UK who enjoy US chocolate, but they're probably gammon.

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

It obviously doesn't taste like vomit. I assume it's sort of like how Cilantro tastes like soap to a portion of the population.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you eat those? I thought that's just a meme

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spellinbee@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I accidentally did that once too. It was one of those mini ones and I couldn't tell that it one. It was a mistake

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Lol... Reese's peanut butter cups are fucking delicious.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Corporate memes make me sick

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Eww stop it. Delete this.