this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It is 1700 somewhere.

Thank you Gowron.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it is Gowron's fate to show you how to Get Down, Get Funky

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Gowron bless 🙏🙏

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, guess i'm gonna have to fight Gowron to the death. I hate weekends.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope today is a good day to die then.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have chronic depression. I was born ready, you wrinkly foreheaded bitch.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Klingons do apparently make the best counselors, I've been told.

How do you say "Bite me" in Romulan?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're the Memelord of Romulus, that's under your purview!

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Misdirection is the key to survival, never attack what your enemy defends, never behave as your enemy expects, and never reveal your true strength, if knowledge is power then to be unknown is to be unconquerable.

Bite me

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say 'Bite my pasty white ass' in the language that they speak in the Veda system but it's mostly just mushrooms.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

If you eat the RIGHT mushrooms, you may start speaking in tongues!

[–] harrywrecker@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

That's racist

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

if your weekend includes a fight to the death, Gowron approves