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[–] ghostrider467@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] MonsieurCapybara@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Is the Cyprus squad both turk and Greek together?

[–] vMADVILLAIN@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He seemed pissed

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??

[–] egenorske@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Thundercunt

[–] Bergsprekken@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Blast in merchant smh

[–] Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Finally remembered how to shoot again

[–] onheartattackandvine@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.

[–] AncientCauliflower47@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Kanataku@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Post McTominay

[–] _LingerieSlayer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland

[–] cheersdom@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man

[–] Pludiam1994@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Haaland good goal. Norway win.

[–] iGeography@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What a finish lol

[–] Amopax@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…

Heia Norge!

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Dude's on crack

[–] CeltHD@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.

[–] FurrySire@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s

[–] top1MIBRfan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life

[–] easyasthis@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Taint_Hunter@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lol what the fuck

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] synkiu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

he's different from city haaland

[–] MrOneTwo11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He kicked the shit out of the ball

[–] AvikHyp3@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Guys clearly a national team merchant

[–] Nervous-Resolution-8@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] CK-Prime@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] LeDamascener@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

[–] saooth7@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] TheVeikko@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.

[–] outdated_joke@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

why didn't he do the Maguire celebration, smh my head

[–] prss79513@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] atlacatl@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ha...So he can score...

[–] pain_au_choc0@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Inb4 tap in goals

[–] way2gimpy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe you want to get someone closer to the best current goalscorer in the world?

[–] Renewed_RS@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.

[–] kingofplasticbeach@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bobb is Norwegian????

Haaland #1 scout and goalscorer

[–] football-cfc@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or

[–] StreetkidLife@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Above average goal

[–] akshay_rathod_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That's a quality, proper 9, world class striker's goal

[–] samlabun@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Jesus Haaland Christ

[–] collie1212@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This clip has as many frames as a stop motion film

[–] You_Will_Die@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Actually crazy doing that for Norway.

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