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[–] ghostrider467@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] MonsieurCapybara@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is the Cyprus squad both turk and Greek together?

[–] vMADVILLAIN@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He seemed pissed

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??

[–] egenorske@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Thundercunt

[–] Bergsprekken@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Blast in merchant smh

[–] Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Finally remembered how to shoot again

[–] onheartattackandvine@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.

[–] AncientCauliflower47@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Kanataku@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Post McTominay

[–] _LingerieSlayer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland

[–] cheersdom@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man

[–] Pludiam1994@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Haaland good goal. Norway win.

[–] iGeography@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What a finish lol

[–] Amopax@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…

Heia Norge!

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dude's on crack

[–] CeltHD@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.

[–] FurrySire@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s

[–] top1MIBRfan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life

[–] easyasthis@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Taint_Hunter@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lol what the fuck

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] synkiu@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

he's different from city haaland

[–] MrOneTwo11@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He kicked the shit out of the ball

[–] AvikHyp3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Guys clearly a national team merchant

[–] Nervous-Resolution-8@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] CK-Prime@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] LeDamascener@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

[–] saooth7@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] TheVeikko@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.

[–] outdated_joke@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

why didn't he do the Maguire celebration, smh my head

[–] prss79513@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] atlacatl@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ha...So he can score...

[–] pain_au_choc0@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Inb4 tap in goals

[–] way2gimpy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe you want to get someone closer to the best current goalscorer in the world?

[–] Renewed_RS@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.

[–] kingofplasticbeach@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bobb is Norwegian????

Haaland #1 scout and goalscorer

[–] football-cfc@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or

[–] StreetkidLife@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Above average goal

[–] akshay_rathod_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's a quality, proper 9, world class striker's goal

[–] samlabun@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jesus Haaland Christ

[–] collie1212@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This clip has as many frames as a stop motion film

[–] You_Will_Die@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Actually crazy doing that for Norway.

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