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and, in historic ElNeny fashion, no place for his friend Sanchez
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He needs something to do considering he never plays for Arsenal
For those wondering, the club is based in London
Uh...i have many questions, but mainly why does his football club announcement read like an ad for a call center job?
I read it in Saul Goodman's voice for some reason
Some sessions & games are coached by Elneny himself too.
Elneny FC also provides player/match analysis through VEO & player technology.
They will play showcase games against elite sides, with opportunities laid out to play in Dubai/UAE or first team in the UK.
I’m hoping for nothing but the best for Brian!
Jadon Sancho to Elneny FC, here we go!
They will have more trophies than spurs in about a year.
Wimbledon & District League?
Best Egyptian in the league
Best Egyptian named Mo in the league for sure
Well, that’s my next career mode set
Grande Mo. My favourite Arsenal player, simply because he is a lovely human being.
He was injured for a long while last season. He got some mins in the league cup match against Brentford last month. Still has tons of support amongst Arsenal fans.
Imagine the scenes one day, Arsenal playing Elneny FC in the FA Cup
The guy got a 6.7 rating against Exeter with our u23...in a game our kids won 5-0
I mean Arsene Wenger.
Best Egyptian named Mo in the league for sure
Straight into the Premier League would you believe.
Elneny Andretti FC
Domenicali does not want it either way
Starting a new football team? Right to the Premier League.
I heard they qualified for the Champions League already
Renamed to the Elneny league of course.
Ah, The Sierra Leone National Premier League. They gonna head to head with the mighty Inter Legend Mohammed Kallon club, Kallon FC /s.
Assistant: Todd Boehly
Shades of Kaizer Chiefs
Love the guy to bits, but is it a bit weird naming a football club after yourself.
i think it is but if it is a starting project could use any help (even though i dnt think he is famous enough for that ) .
Its a family name right?
Yes
They're buying out Spurs' place
Well now its elneny premier league
The Egyptian King, the Pharaoh
The Pyramid Pirlo
Cleopatrick Vieira
Giza Guti
Elneny FC Champions League winners 2047
I will be there no matter what
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Pfft AdamJohnson FC is just a feeder club to Elneny FC then
Might have been useful to tell us where it actually is, I was assuming it was based in Cairo....
The most surprising part of this is finding out Elneny is still an Arsenal player
He's one of those players thats clearly not good enough to start but as a sub or when the situation is dire with injuries he can still come in and do a very decent job.
He's apparently a very model player and liked in the dressing room and Arsenal gave him this 1 year contract that he's currently on when he was injured which was nice from the club.
Yeah, seems like he's mostly just a training squad guy now that's beginning his path into coaching.
Actually his contract was supposed to end this summer but the club extended it so he still has a contract while recovering from his ACL injury.
Kemet Keane
We sure he didn't just rename Chelsea?
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