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[–] MysteryJack@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move

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[–] Probablynotarealist@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Newcastle south of Boro. That's a new one

[–] MoyesNTheHood@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol the more I look the more I notice how wrong it is

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[–] Ligma_lemur@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yup fuck Brighton amirite?

[–] MC_ScattCatt@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yank here this confirms all of England 🇬🇧 is just really London.

[–] MickofNovigrad@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] DeeBeeNine@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Man United fans enraged.

[–] colbat45@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Where’s Brighton?

[–] LilGoughy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How tf are we more welsh than Wrexham lol

[–] MattGeddon@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If we're being very very generous, Everton are well supported in North Wales and Shrewsbury used to play in the Welsh Cup. Fuck knows what Rochdale are doing there though!

[–] rummyt@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently the encyclopedia of football does not contain any maps

[–] wowohwowza@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lunacraz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

clearest "wot" ive heard in my head in a long, long time

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[–] tokyotochicago@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I would love to see that. Like Neymar placing Ligue 1 clubs on a french map after 6 years at Paris. I wonder how many he'd get right lmao

[–] KanteBeAsked@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Brentford are just a bustop in Carlisle.

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[–] MrPooPooFace2@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is utter disrespect considering they're own fucking team is in Wales 😂

[–] Commodontious@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

As a native of Oxford, I didn't realise I was actually from Hereford. Shrewsbury is in Wales but Cardiff isn't, that's a new one too.

[–] HotPotatoWithCheese@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

My favourite thing about this map is that Man United and Chelsea don't even make the cut.

[–] Callum0598@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Who knew Brentford was further north than Leeds?

[–] yrugay1@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This really represents the American knowledge of geography quite well

[–] MyIdoloPenaldo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, my favourite northern club, Brentford

[–] moonski@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Up there with the Welsh giants Everton

[–] Banksyyy_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It gets worse the more you look at it

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[–] Stop_Gettin_Cunty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta love that Welsh team Everton

[–] StupidMastiff@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fucking hell, the blue shite have built their new stadium a bit out of the way.

Why are some logos new and some logos old. Like look at Birmingham lmao and Arsenal. And then they're using Manchester's new logo.

[–] CheeseAndCrepes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha, eat shit Spurs!

[–] TheJJKG@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love to pop for a swim in the North Sea after watching forest

Oh mist rolling in from the Wash

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Newcastle are in the north right? Yeah seems legit, ship it

[–] Montjo17@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Who knew that Newcastle was southwest of Leeds!

[–] Veritech_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

…did ManU get mapped out of existence? Maybe I’m just looking in the wrong country…

[–] Soarin-GB@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Love the Rochdale Wrexham welsh derby

[–] Serious_Senator@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Do you need help learning how to take a screenshot? Kids these days…

[–] MaidenMadness@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I've heard that QPR is in West London, but didn't knew it was almost in Wales for far west it is.

[–] oussa_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blyth Spartans are massive

[–] GazzP@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blyth has to be massive to contain Big Dan Burn

[–] FaustRPeggi@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

They're so massive they've managed to capture Brentford in their orbit and yeet them to Hexham.

[–] ionised@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you still picking Ls and Ys out of your teeth?

[–] Fuckmods6969@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

St James' has become sentient and is rampaging throughout the north

[–] ichabod01@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Once a patient, always a patient…

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn’t know what a face is either, he calls it the looky-smelly-talky-eaty bit on your front-head

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's an awful lot of words for him

[–] the_borderer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

blackburn is the badge at carlisle

It looks more like they're at Silloth (which is a Pound shop Blackpool with a rocky beach).

[–] marko1908@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you're in Luxembourg

[–] shadoowkight@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cardiff and Swansea, the world renowned clubs from Cornwall.

It's probably some other county...but I'm shit at remembering English counties

I reckon it's somewhere around Devon

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