this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] phaeton83@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.

[–] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.

[–] notepass@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.

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[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

[–] keefshape@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.

Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

It's even more annoying because it's done in such a half-assed manner.

[–] zdrvr@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got offended by the censor.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] o0joshua0o@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.

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[–] Drop_All_Users@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.

[–] veroxii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?

[–] Hnazant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pro tip: don't pee before sex to last longer

[–] seumadruga@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 year ago

For me is the opposite

Only because my GF won't get me off first.

[–] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 4 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm in antidepressants!

[–] portside@monyet.cc 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this true? Does this work?

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Yes but you want to time it right