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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 15 points 11 months ago

Mansquito is my Grindr name. But I don’t suck blood.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Big frogs are full of prizes and value. That's why they make good piñatas.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago

They're friend shaped though and I don't want to hurt them :(

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I'm 90% sure this was a Mad Lib.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

I know that Dracula is the name of a specific guy, but there's something so cute about saying "a dracula" that I can never be annoyed about reading it

[–] solivine@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I mean it makes sense, the first examples will remove your blood cleanly, the later ones will make a huge mess and are more likely to kill you.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

word salads, that either come from 5 years old

or some drunk adult person

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

"Drunk or A Child?" strikes again!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to not be worried about really big frogs and now I still am

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Wait I just watched At The Earth's Core and I'm afraid of the ones that breathe fire