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Shivers in Canadian fear (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone that knows what canadian geese or college campus geese are like would think "geese of war" was redundant.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

All geese are war geese

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We’re coming for you.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

Live reaction

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cry havoc...

sobbing "HAVOC!" 😭

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And let slip the dogs of war!

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

It's better in the original Klingon.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I like the Archer version "let slip the hogs of war..." "Dogs of war." "Whichever farm animal of war, Lana!"

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

oh boy, that's gotta hurt

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fireballs. The answer is always fireballs.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Geese are water type. Clearly they have resistance if not outright immunity.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Call me an idiot for my next words but it's a fucking bird!

I've seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.

I'm aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.

[–] Rykzon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are an idiot. It's not birds, it's geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

/c/canadamemes

[–] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Animated gif of a scene from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Princess Luna is sitting on a throne, having menacingly and stroking a goose lying in her lap.