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No one is safe. (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by Lydia_K@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 102 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dont worry, he'll have at least an extra minute while the LPL shows us that it was in fact not a fluke.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 23 points 11 months ago

He'll have more because LPL gonna open it with another much simpler bypass, and lastly using a supermagnet, and also have to do the outro.

[–] caesar_salad83@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This time it opened even faster...

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, we're going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made...

[–] thetoastmonster@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

B'Elorean Bill

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Doctor: "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

Miles: "I'm a transport engineer and I'm a transport engineer."

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago

I'm a locksmith

And I'm a locksmith

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lol I bet LockPickingLawyer is a Trek fan, someone send this to him.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't see that punchline coming...

Honestly LPL could probably get through it in seconds if he knows his way around rewiring a plasma conduit.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Nah bruh prob just has some way of jiggling it.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He would just slap the panel in a specific spot and the door would open lol.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

The door would fall over.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago

ok that's a :door shwoosh noise: on one...

[–] iesou@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Well played