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Holy hell

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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] urda@lebowski.social 38 points 1 year ago

What the fuck

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

This is cheating

[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

This is the only way. Deal with it.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] itszednotzee@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Holy snake!

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When my dad and grandpa were teaching me how to play chess, they told me that the knight moves in a "G" pattern. I could not for the life of me figure out how a G maps to what they showed me, so I figured out that it goes one diagonal, and then eitger one up if the diagonal was up, one down if it was down and the same reasoning for left and right. That's still how I visualize it.

Years later I realized that they meant the cyrillic G, which looks like this: Γ...

[–] Amatsumara@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That's hilarious 😂

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Horsey obviously moves in 3D, that's how it jumps over other pieces

[–] urda@lebowski.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought they originally teleported, but I was recently informed it was actually tetris blocks.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In some editions, they can also clip through the tiles and move under other pieces

[–] urda@lebowski.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mom says I can't play backroom tetris anymore.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

So it actually moves into the imaginary plane

[–] milmino@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy hell anarchy chess is on lemmy

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

It's one of the most active communities on my instance, which, as someone that never came across it on Reddit, has been hilarious.

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[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago

3D Curve. Horseys jump...

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I draw a circle sqrt(5) units in radius, then pick a target square based on whether that circle goes through the exact center of the square.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

The first one because it represents a charging horse hitting someone off to their side with a lance.

[–] sanbeiji@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I was high on potenuse

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Get off your hypotenuse.

[–] Noughmad@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Take the high pot, and use what?

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one who "jumps" the horse over the squares, even if there's nothing there, and makes horse noises? Or like when I capture, I do the goring noises as the horse tramples the other piece underfoot?

D. A portal opens on the start and end square and the horsey just falls through

[–] Hogger85b@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You missed. One straight then one diagonal

[–] livus@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This, only I do one diagonal and then one straight.

It weirds me out that people conceptualize it as turning a corner, the way OP has here.

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A two by three diagonal straight from the origin to the destination.

As the ~~crow~~ horsey flies

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Usually A, or B. But C after a few drinks.

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do it as one space in a cardinal direction and then one diagonal in the same direction.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it cardinal or orthogonal?

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Left 5, up 2, right 4, for example. If there's not enough space on the board to do that, I can't move the horsey that way

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago
[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 year ago

Mine goes forward, spits on the opposing king's face, then comes back to the desired square

With a gallup.

[–] JungleGeorge@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Option 1 and 2
Option 3 is for psychopaths

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Have you considered, teleportation?

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I always go around and attack from the back so they don't see it coming

[–] DaveHustlepuff@artemis.camp 1 points 1 year ago

Left ones. I always imagine a knight with his lance on the left or right while charging for the enemy and skewers them

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Longest direction first for me, no matter where I go it is two steps then one.

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