I've done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I'm absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it's way too hard or I didn't anticipate how it fits in with other events.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you'd really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Sorry bro, I'm peeing out of my ass"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than pooping out your penis.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 points 1 year ago

Your search history must be ...let's just go with "interesting"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago

Truly one of the most urgent activities

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sorry, I got..... jury duty?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've been seeing this guy a lot. Don't really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a meme that's been everywhere lately. I don't know where this originated, but it's a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it's old enough now to be a meme.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

[–] ray@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

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[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I've got this very important dentist appointment.

[–] Vexcil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] piracy_is_good_xdd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I have to... wash hair...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was always just a maybe anyway.