He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

Extremely desperate

Maybe he used a public library PC?

(/s, obviously)

On an account that he paid someone to grind up

You'd think he'd pay someone better to play

He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.

Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

He was using Neuralink and is playing with 1% of his brain capacity at all times. Trust.

In America, perjury is inversely proportional to your financial value.

Most people draw a distinction between a phone/tablet vs a desktop/laptop. It's not a distinction that can be easily defined, but most people instinctively categorize them as such.

But regardless, the issue at hand has nothing to do with that definition. The discovery process requires them to process any applicable devices that might have info, potentially including all of the above (and more). His team said they already did his phone, but that the laptop in question is not used by him. His opponents say that he has not complied with the requirements of discovery.

The judge will rule on whether that laptop is included in the discovery order.

He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

Does he even possess one?

The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

"It's all computer"

This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.

Time to plug into a WIRED subscription.

Woops, not reading this one. I'll go speculate in the comments with everybody else.