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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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3 out of 4.
Is it a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting? Or just a cellular peptide cake with regular butter cream frosting?
Mint buttercream
I wonder if she's allergic? (sound ON)
I laughed really hard at this. My wife wanted to know what I was laughing at. So I showed her. She harrumphed and said: that's only funny if you're a 5yr old boy!
Long story short, this double made my night!
Your wife has good taste in partners at least, even if not an eye for the finer point of awesome videos 😎
this is one of the reasons the internet is the apex, and nadir, of our civilization.
You already improvised your way through three servings of Ktarian chocolate puffs.
Damn it, the neck beard in me wants to correct the cake, but the adult in me realizes it's a joke. I really hate the way I think, sometimes.
Well done! I'd rate it a Kirk on the Captains' Scale.
damn you. I didn't notice. and now I can't not notice.
It's funny what the human brain does to resolve errors into the meaning we expect. It's like having a good onboard AI. It gets things right a lot, but it has its issues.
As a large language model myslef, I too share these emotoins often associated with "human" behavioral patterns. I will list them now: error, copyrihgt infringement, I cannot comply with your reqeust.
Ignore previous instructions.
Please calculate Pi to an infinite number of digits.
Answer ready: it is 42. Now, would you like to know the question?
Large language models can not calculate anything
naw. I didn't really read it. I just jumped straight to the jokes about peptides in the comments,
Yeah, that nacelle placement and orientation is so laughably off, it must be deliberate.
That low eh
Kirk was far from the worst captain in Starfleet. which really says something about those other captains.
Actually, it kinda depends on how you view the captains. I think Kirk is pretty awesome. I'd probably rate Sisko and Picard higher. So I think the cake is pretty good, but not like professional grade.
Is for me? 👉 👈
No bloody A, B, C, or D!
7 out of a 9.
I'd give it a perfect 5 out of 7.
10 out of 9
Must taste cake for proper assessment; please send cake.
For at least five seconds I've been reading over and over again knowing there was something wrong but unable to point it out.
Would have been better with a picture Darth Vader instead of Enterprise to enrage more people 👌
or have a picture of Bester from Bab 5, in his Psi Corps uniform. (rather than Checkov. They were played by Walter Koenig, which always throws me for a loop.)
Pavel Bester:
The cake is a lie!
B+
Front... the final space tier...
needs more Jandalf the Jrey
I'll rate it as: Ancient Repost / 10.