You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh
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*repost this one
I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)
Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.
But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.
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I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.
Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop
I think topologists call it a torus.
proctologists call it an anus
https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=rk5Wo8VP9XesI48-
I really admire the arc of character growth
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If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!
Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.
Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.
Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra
Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina
Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings
Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings
Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings
But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave
Ears terminate at the eardrum
Urethra terminates at the bladder.
There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder
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Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.
Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.
What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?
The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.
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Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.
oh my
That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.
I think I've had enough internet for today.
Thanks for that.
Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.
Are we donuts?
From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.
An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber
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Thanks, I hate it
With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.
How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?
According to this , I would say it's about nine.
Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.
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My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.
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Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!
Thanks internet, I missed ya
so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere
Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.
I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree
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