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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It could be worse...

The teeth could be on the outside.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is probably the only time that sentence has been true

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Feel like the teeth being in the outside is generally worse than being in the inside. At least, I prefer my teeth where they are...

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Elephants, narwhals, and boars disagree!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they outside or are we actually all inside???

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their tusks are on the outside. You can tell because of the way they are.

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The tusks know where they are because they know where they are not

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

So they are technically missiles. Nature is wonderful.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You really didn't think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don't understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

You must be trolling. I'm not going to engage with you any more than that

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I was going to mention this, it's only a nightmare for the gyno that have to put his hands on a theethed vagina

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

What a wonderful phrase~

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

I would rather not fuck this

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I accept your scorn.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Ok, what the hell am I looking at?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 91 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The tongs are for spreading the vagina so the gynecologist can see better. It usually comes without teeth

[–] chrischryse@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

Correct, the teeth grow once it reaches adulthood

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Sunschein@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

A speculum with teeth for some reason

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Educational prop from a British dentistry school

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aaaaand a new kink trend dropped. Thank you so much for this.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Mine has a heat lamp, like they use at your local fastfood place, except with a couple of metal nightmare devices under it.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A lot of them are plastic now which means they're pretty much room temp

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Technically so are the metal ones, it's just the plastic doesn't conduct energy/heat as well as metal.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

See you later alligator

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

MST3k …or vagina dentata?

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 9 points 3 days ago

Stuff of nightmares

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

oh it's my mouth