my toxic trait is that I do not walk up to a lion for fear they sense my schizo vibes
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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Just don’t wake him up. Lions are pretty chill and sleep most of the time.
I've always had a "mug me" type of face, I think. Been bullied a lot growing up. Had a good sense of humour about it. My coworker a few weeks ago said, "I don't know why, it's easy to make fun of you."
I get the feeling if Lions are pretty chill. They'd just "know" I'm an easy meal.
Up for a visit to North Sentinel Island then?
As soon as I finish converting this lion to the lords light.