This is how you breed an army of unstoppable super-slugs.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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I love tower defense games.
The SUPREME tower defense game was "Beat the Geek".
Are you familiar?
Tower Defence in real life.
Sounds like he's immortal.
Sam and Dean Winchester approve
My first thought was someone trying to creatively communicate the hallucinogenic they'd taken, before I read the text.
... ok, but just for a sec, imagine the snoil looking & feeling around like snails do, then suddenly executing one is those elegant cat or dog jumps that they do jumping over a fence.
Natural selection