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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.

Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

I am concerned about his health...not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.

Besides they aren't leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have never seen the word "concern" used so incorrectly.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago

I'm concerned that he isn't sick enough.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 1 day ago

Donald Lump.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But I just read the other month he's got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those fuckers make me wish that Death Note was more than just anime.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I would prefer Akumetsu myself. It is basically if the Punisher and Joker did a fusion dance, and made it their mission to take down corrupt politicians. Luigi taken up to 11.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So he has become too fat for his legs?

[–] fake_meows@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not as big a problem as you'd think because they have those scooters at the supermarket. You can ask another shopper to reach stuff on the upper shelves for you.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

as long as it's not a scooty puff junior

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

The tinshitman

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Health concern doesn't seem like the right term to me, it implies I would be upset if he was ill. Maybe, poor health hope?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not concerned that his health is poor, I'm concerned that his health is good.

MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.

Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

J.D. Cartman will have you repect his authoritarianism.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

I'm concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years

[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 206 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 37 points 2 days ago

You made me laugh, which when it's Trump news is always a good thing. usually I would want to cry.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

And prolonged.

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I know I will.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today's version could ever muster.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance's shit, and falls face first onto Trump's stainless steel buttplug.

The Death Note finale is wild.

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 123 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read 'lumps in Trump's pants', at least.

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[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My lumps, my lovely trumpy lumps

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mud flowed up in lump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead

Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

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[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Maybe leg braces, but I'm betting it's catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Please be dying. God, I will do so much more to improve the world if he's gone...

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s probably body armor straps. No way he isn’t scared of being in public.

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[–] Bonus@piefed.social 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.

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[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't it just the stilt system he uses to make himself look taller? Part of the reason why he always stands pointing out his ass like he is about to take a shit in your general direction.

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[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I saw a photo of him with an odd lump in his crotch, and the poster said it looked like a catheter. I don't have the knowledge to comment either way, so I'll choose to believe it.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

(1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

They are officially Weekend at Bernie's-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Speedrunning the decline, when do we get to the "dead in a ditch on fire" part?

[–] Throbbing_banjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dead hanging upside down from a gas station awning would work just fine too

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