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cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/my_mouldy_memes/t/310875

tweet by BLACKLIVESMATTER @zinubsid:
delete a letter of his name from your contacts everytime he makes you upset. when his names gone, he's gone. hangman that mf.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz got an advantage

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

*Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[–] gmtom@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boy Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] obre@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid named Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior

[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid got bigger problems lol

[–] Skua@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MemeCollector@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Lmfao I thought you'd just got tired of typing names and mashed the keyboard for a bit at the end, never even considered it was real 😂

[–] CaptObvious 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So is my man Al

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ty Ng is happily single.

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Imagine being named Bo

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Good thing John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt is my name too. In addition to a long name maybe he gets erased by accident.

[–] 2d@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People like this always come across as looking for an excuse to break up with someone.

Ever consider they're just sick of your shit?

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even that name wouldn't be enough against the sheer number of red flags the guy put out

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All the people from Spain/Portugal laughing with they 6 names

[–] jackpot@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[–] Llamabrodog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy named Mallikarjuna Rao, he went by Mike, but I'd imagine with that rule he'd never be out of that relationship.

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 celebrating rn

[–] awesome_person@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

and A is crying in a corner

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on how violent or toxic the relationship it could be few letters too many.

True, but like I replied to t he Picasso example - if there are enough red flags being thrown up, no name will save them...

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Mfs named jaquaviountavious:

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

my bro rob is crying