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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My gf knows nothing about math. And has to learn a bit. I'm a software engineer so of course I offered to teach her.

Gave her some exercises to do. Because she prefers to do them alone without help. And after 30 minutes she's like "can you help me decipher what chatgpt told me?".

Of course, what chatgpt told her was utter garbage. Bruh, I'm right here and I'm teaching you, just ask me for help, not a word predictor.

I'm actually impressed how bad chatgpt answered, this was low high school level maths/physics. The bot is advertised as if it were going to leave me without a job in the next year.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Your GF secretly works for openAI. You're not teaching her, she's getting you to train chatGPT :O

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

I would have asked, "And what exactly does ChatGPT think it is?" Because there's a pretty good chance that it made up a definition that is 100% bullshit.

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 11 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Can AI open a jar? Can AI kill a spider?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

We are all redundant now. How does it feel living what I lived through mg entire life?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 6 points 12 hours ago

I had to explain this to my girlfriend, I still have a job

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

You're wasting computation time by saying please to your boyfriend. Alman said it and he has a boyfriend.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Shorting: cutting your jeans into shorts

[–] q181c@sopuli.xyz 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's jorting. You have bejorted yourself.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Shorting is when you plug your fork into an electrical outlet.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jorts.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Well our society is falling apart as we barrel towards another great war with the most certainly a expectation that Yankeeland is gonna drop a nuke on a civilian population. There will be conscripts and consequences. Oh yeah let's not forget arresting the homeless and giving them felonies and throwing them into for profit prisons. Lets not forget the hooverviles. But sure you're a top G with your illgotten gains with a currency that is rapidly declining. What a limp dick techchoad dum dumb culture. Drinking from a poisoned well were the bully gets you to punch yourself in your own face and you celebrate this. We celebrate this world of the lowest common denominator. We eat our own. This is a empty vessel of lesser things. A pit of despair... A whoreable land that is hostile to real innovation and creativity. We all are nothing but dildos for the capitalist. It would be better to be closer to the blast zone. The rich have bunkers and we all will starve to death. Capitalism is a death cult and shorting is gambling with your children's future. Only the most idiotic will replicate. This seems now a activity for the most supremely vain, non mathmatical and selfish. Thank gawd all men die.

[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

If you could just go outside and talk to some friends, that'd massively improve your situation. Just give small talk to somebody. Somebody real. They'll cheer you up. You could also find a homeless shelter to volunteer at.

I mean, I understand things are awful, with global warming and forced deportations, but this lachrymose screed isn't what life is like. There are countless people all over the world who are creative, kind, and full of hope, and we are merely beset by great problems.

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

This is a very intense, and worryingly doomer response to someone vaguely mentioning the concept of short selling

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

That's when you turn it around and ask her about how to deal with some social situation. Oh nvm, chatgpt gave me a great idea

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago

First they came for my mansplaining and I said nothing...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 62 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Shorting: Like investing but you can lose more than you put in.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

Shorting: investing but you take a loan to do it and you bet on things failing.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Investing: Theoretically infinite gain, limited loss

Shorting: Limited gain, theoretically infinite loss

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 129 points 1 day ago (47 children)

it only takes a couple times of getting a made-up bullshit answer from chatgpt to learn your lesson of just skip asking chatgpt anything altogether

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

My girlfriend gave me a mini heart attack when she told me that my favorite band broke up. Turns out it was chat gpt making shit up, came up with a random name for the final album too.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I feel like a lot of people in this community underestimate the average person's willingness to trust an AI. Over the past few months, every time I've seen a coworker ask something and search it up, I have never seen them click on a website to view the answer. They'll always take what the AI summary tells them at face value

Which is very scary

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But chatgpt always gives such great answers on topics I know nothing at all about!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh yeah, AI can easily replace all the jobs I don't understand too!

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I stopped using it when I asked who I was and then it said I was a prolific author then proceeded to name various books I absolutely did not write.

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