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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Droopy McCool

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Thats HK-47, you meatbag.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Ahhh, siiii. 3PO!

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

John Star wars

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's baby time!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Han Singular, you're the greatest disappointment of my entire life!

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

See three pee pees

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s spelled Arturito

/s

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, that's a company making micro controllers. This is Articuno.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No no, that's the legendary ice bird pokemon of gen1, this is archipelago.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

No no an archipelago is a group of islands. This is Archie Andrews.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I thought it was RDR2

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

ugh, I thought it was Arthur Detour for a sec

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

No, you're thinking of Seath the Scaleless, who betrayed his own, and the Everlasting Dragons were no more.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

The one who got his ass beat by the battlestar Galactica robot at bi-mon-sci-fi-con?

I wanna say... "Steve?"

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Don’t you recognize your old buddy, Bender?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh damn! Is that Glup Shitto???

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Its censored, is this hentai?

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Wait I think I can read between the lines here

You actually want me to say the correct answer so that you can drink!

I got you bro, that's C-3PO.

Get your freak on now blame free, it's totally my fault

[–] onion_trial@europe.pub 4 points 1 day ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Drink long and prosper!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

Alex Murphy. Aka: "Robocop".

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He looks like a Steve to me.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

that's obviously JOHN CENA

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Thats old man cripple

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is either C3Penisface or R2Dickhead... I can never remember who is who.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

sixpeepeehoe

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marvin the depressed robot

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, that's me, hence the drinking on a weekday

[–] xylol@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

I can't see the censored thing

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I thought I knew, but the character I'm thinking of has a red arm.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's Cyber Steve. He collects skin and has three daughters; Bellatrix Combine Harvester, Bleedy Leela, and Schmomp.

[–] anas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is that Manny Bothans? RIP to the rebellion’s greatest hero

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's Grell, the robot.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't remember his name either, memory got wiped.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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