this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

They should have shown little droplets coming from the spout. I’m sure that would make the instructions more clear.

[–] Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat 3 points 2 hours ago

Idk sure looks like they're doing a pretty super job of spreading

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Its a happy face mask dispenser! Dick activated.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm supposed to... goatse... to wash my hands?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Someone should sharpy a ring on the finger.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago

They knew, and it was done anyways.

[–] ModestMeme@lemm.ee 91 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

100% the designer knew what they were doing here

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 114 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Dug through my meme archives for this one, here's what it's referencing

[–] deerwithnoeyes@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago

Thank you for this. Goddamit I needed context and could not figure it out.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

You can tell by the direction of the thumbs.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Wash hands before bottoming.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 hours ago

...And afterwards, please

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Perfectly clear. Wash your hands before anal...or is it after...or both? Ok, not so clear.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 12 hours ago

Wash your hands during.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, that one deserves the "instructions unclear" title.

[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 11 hours ago

Those who know will know...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Picture unrelated

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 12 hours ago

Use bidet to wash hands, got it!