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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

It's the ~~elephant~~ horse in the room, and it's braying.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Offered him a tower and a plane. They're trolling the US.

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

Next they’ll offer him another very similar tower, perhaps twin-like.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The UK is offering steel beams.

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 hours ago

Well it was US who backed them in the first place.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Corruption is a hell of a drug!

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 27 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

I hate corruption in all forms, but I love the fact that Israel (edit: Israeli government) is freaking the fuck out right now because the Middle East just realized all they have to do is bribe Trump.

Israeli government is pissed right now, and that’s awesome….

But also, stop pretending like just about every politician in Washington doesn’t also take legalized bribes

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is bad. And these same people the Republicans where trying to find anything on Biden about bribery. But are silent on this stuff that Trump is doing in the open.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago

We need to protect journalists, but unfortunately I don’t know of any

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hate corruption in all forms, but I love the fact that Israel is freaking the fuck out right now because the Middle East just realized all they have to do is bribe Trump.

Hey, maybe netanyahu being upset will cause democrats to actually oppose something trump is doing.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago

I don’t have much faith in that he does seem hellbent on being the most bad ass terrorist in the world though?

israel can have their mountain but they must leave the buffer zone

[–] Ordinary_Person@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of those January 6th people who were freaking out about losing their country... where are they now? Hmmmm.

Fucking hypocrites.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 15 points 23 hours ago

Yes, I'm sure that the thing that will finally get Jan 6'ers to turn on Trump is checks notes lifting sanctions on Syria.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I find in endlessly funny that we've been screaming at the democrats to leverage Israel more to end hostilities in the ME without any real movement from them, but suddenly Trump is willing to say 'fuck it' just because the right people happen to be bribing him.

If the right people keep trump's palms greased for long enough we might actually end up on the right side of history by accident, and if that's not comedy I don't know what is.

[–] gradual@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago

Someone posted a good picture of the locking mechanism called the "ratchet effect" that democrats/neo-liberals provide for the ruling class.

Essentially, Republicans get to do whatever they want to enrich our rulers, and democrats are there to stop the workers from reversing any of the gains.

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[–] confluence@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My new conspiracy theory: Vance is a made man for the Technate, and the plan has always been to get him into the Presidency. Trump will be enabled to act as corruptly as he wants, until an impeachment succeeds. Vance will step in and fulfill Thiel's program. Trump lands softly, and the Matrix is built.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

until an impeachment succeeds

I found a flaw in your theory

[–] confluence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

dammit. I think you're right.

[–] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 1 day ago

He did quid pro quo with Ukraine his first term and he got away with it so why not keep doing it.

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The crowd that went on about a laptop for 5 years suddenly don't care about The President getting a whole ass jet and tower as a gift. But they aren't a cult. Only decorum and the law matters when Dems are in power.

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[–] p3n@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I am not arguing with the obvious corruption, but to provide a counterpoint to the second part of the argument: if we aren't allowed to make peace with former terrorists, then we can never stop fighting each other, and if we keep fighting each other, then we will keep creating the next generation of terrorists.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Its the same neocons who wanted Biden to stay in Afghanistan. Anyone who thinks neocons have a popular base is a gigantic moron. The amount of neocon voters is roughly equivalent to Americans with a transatlantic accent.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Excuse you, Tom Lehrer is far from a neocon.

I may also be biased because I grew up in Seattle so I learned English by watching Frasier. I got bullied a lot.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

My first thoughts of Al-Sharaa was that he was serious about reform from the Assad regime. I realized I haven't followed up much on how things are going though, so if y'all wanna correct me go for it.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes but the deal almost certainly has nothing to do with peace.

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[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (17 children)

The really ugly thing here is, al-Sharaa is the best thing to happen to Syria in decades. Most people have been urging recognition of his government and the relaxation of sanctions because he's about as good we can expect a leader of Syria to be.

And he is still bribing Trump.

This isn't merely corruption. This is the *normalization * of corruption. Even countries that abide by democratic norms and international law are going to need to grease palms to conduct regular diplomatic relations. The EU and UK and Canada might be able to weather his bullshit until he folds like he always does, but developing nations will be stuck trying to bid for American favor.

Welcome to the Chinese century.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 154 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I ran out of outrage about two months ago.

[–] banghida@lemm.ee 103 points 2 days ago (16 children)

That was likely the plan. Gl

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 87 points 2 days ago (13 children)

..... and no one should put all the blame on one man ... he isn't that powerful or persuasive

It's a complicit government that had decided to allow this orange menace to do as he pleases because it benefits some wealthy owners.

It's a lot easier to blame one man because it would remove the complicity of a large organization of people that are driving all this.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 129 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

This post reeks of Israeli propaganda. Ahmed al-Sharaa renounced al-Qaeda many years ago and has a lengthy, demonstrated record as a moderate, inclusive leader who fought both the Assad regime and ISIS at the same time. A moderate Arab leader who protects ethnic minorities is a threat to the Israeli narrative about their neighbors.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 85 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's still corruption tho. Whether or not they misrepresent that dude I know nothing about doesn't take away from the fact that Trump is as easily bribed as a toddler.

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[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Here's my most optimistic take for Americans. This guy is not as bad as Hitler. He's out to scam the world, not conquer it militarily. So that's a plus, for now. If his successor is Vance then the invasion of Canada and Mexico might actually happen.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah, at least he aint sending anyone he doesn't like to labour and death camps, replacing everyone with loyalists and doesn't talk of invading random neighbours

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