this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember to tell them what they want to hear and they will do the same but we all know it is just a game.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

help your CEO get that hefty bonus

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world -4 points 19 hours ago

It's just a question asking "What does an employee do"

Why are so many people up their own ass about this.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even the chosen answer is like the bottom minimum of what I expect of a job.

I'd like to be able to pay my bills and have something left at the end I can splurge on something else.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like a nice suit for the office? Right?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

A faster car, to get to the office more quickly of course

Ah- ha! that’s one of them "family" corporations

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

I mean, that's what the business wants from you.

I'm surprised they laid it out like that though.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ahhhh, canvas quizzes. What class?

Of course, what do you think you got hired for?

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I thought canvas was just for schools

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