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[–] Buddahriffic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Does he actually like that crap? I thought it was a show because he thought his base would eat up him liking that crap as well as making the elites who are used to 5 star chefs eat that cheap shit at white house events.

Unless this is also part of that act and they'll make a show of ordering and sending some intern to pick it up and verbally abuse the workers, and then maybe make the interns eat it while he actually eats good food.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yes, he forced his admin in his first to eat a large mcdonalds cater, he uses the secret services to deliver the food.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

seeing rfk forced to eat it was a bit funny

Honestly probably an actual improvement to his diet. Which is bizarre to say but he probably eats roadkill.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

I mean he puts ketchup on steak so Im not sure if he cares what the ketchup is on as long as its dry and tasteless

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Mobile McDonalds is crazy work lmao

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Shame Trump has a poor taste in food. Local cuisine is infinitely tastier and healthier. Okay maybe not much healthier.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Will he be "working" again in there or what?

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bringing back the McDLT? The Donald Loser Trump?

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but you sound like Archer trying way too hard to make the joke work...

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

... come back to me, I can do better

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Wait... I had something for this.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

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