this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You only have to fake your own death once, you have to go to work every day. The choice seems obvious now that I think about it...

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Not if you get caught...

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Fake your own death to go to work. That way you don't have to decide.