Well, if litter training involves getting them to poop in the litter... Logically, it follows that bar training involves getting them to poop in the bar.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By bringing him to the bar!

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who would've guessed!

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely not @Arthur@literature.cafe

[–] Arthur 10 points 2 months ago

lol I was just wondering because my cats are so fucking skittish at everything so I wasn't sure if there was a slower process of getting them acclimated to different social settings that are more manageable and predictable. Then easing into the bar because I find bar environments sometimes overwhelming and I'm a human!

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lmao they sound like the main characters of a 90's sitcom

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a Sherlock Holmes fan, I see.

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oooooh yeah my bad lmao

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elementary, my dear kingpepe.

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah i'm just 4 days old you know🤷‍♂️

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You friend is abusing their pets just to show off to some idiots at the pub

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I bring my dog to the bar whenever I go. I will post a picture later.

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The bartenders love him (and most dogs). If I go without him people ask where he is.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THAT! That...is a good boy ❣️❣️❣️

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Takes his liquor neat too

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love it when pets have normal people names.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I know a horse named Dave and it's great

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Daniel isn't a nobody. Show some respect, please.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cannae see his feet. Where them white Vans?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You can see them on his OnlyVans page

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Settle down there Krueger

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Dw dude he just needs a manicure

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

People who bring their pets into loud and crowded environments should be jailed for a long time