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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I started with C++ and went to Java to .NET to Javascript and now to Terraform.

I know this is all a joke but there's something definitely different with the ones above and the ones below. There's a bit of satisfaction you can get sometimes when you're working with memory directly and getting faster feedback (yes, there's more math back then and it wasn't easy to look stuff up, for sure). However, there's new challenges nowadays ... there's so many layers on top of layers. I feel as though Stack Overflow and ChatGPT are so needed because the error messages and things we give are obfuscated or unclear (not always any library author's fault as there's compatibility issues, etc)

We're doing serverless stuff at my current company and none of our devs run code locally. They have to upload it using CDK or Serverless Framework to run on the cloud. We don't use SST so we can't set breakpoints but like that's a lot of crap inbetween just running your code already. Not even getting into the libraries and transpilers and stuff we use. I spent like a few weeks over Christmas to get our devs to run the code locally. Guess what? None of them use it because they're so use to uploading it. I was like, "you can put breakpoints in it! you can have nodemon and it instant reloads! nope, none of them care ... "

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

First learning is last learning.

Same reason we still do console.log("FUCK").

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah OK, but back then, an office suite was like 500 LOC.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it's not that bad.
In 10 years with continued AI use? Yep.

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can't remember some syntax unless I do it at least 100 times. I often look up stuff that I have already done before and know because of my goldfish memory.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm 2 from the top, 3 from the bottom.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

my friend there are only 2 rows

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm 19 and in the past, apparently.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

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