People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I've got to get on this.
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Wrong! I cast testicular torsion!
Fuck! What was that for?
Yeah, wtf who just runs around giving people testicular torsion? I cast Greater Healing!
Thanks! Have a cookie!
Let me cast heal! Wait, does testicular torsion count as a status effect? Do I cast cure or heal? What should i do? Maybe a just call for help, hold on buddy...
Why does the one have four heads?
Tumblr post transcription:
coughloop
gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
coughloop
[Screenshot of a comment:]
thyrell 1m
gods greatest gift was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth so that we might never run dry of the joy of seeing a cool rock
..ive been such a fool
thyrell
thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day
[Forum signature that fades from pink to red with a diagonal line pattern going across it, at the right end of it is the text 'thyrell' in all caps.]
coughloop
*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*
thyrell
ow what the hell
[The forum signature changes to have been reduced slightly from the right most side as if it were a health bar.]
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Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks, they're minerals!
Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.
THYRELL
I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones