I learned this week that Microsoft keeps a copy of your keys when you encrypt your hdd with their software. So you don't need a black hat, all you need is a subpoena.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft's credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.
Only a stupid cybercriminal would use Windows
Just for once, I’d like to see Gibbs ask how soon to decrypt the laptop, and Abby tell him, “Literally about 3 million years”.
Cryptography in movies is more akin to magic than to actual cryptography.
Whoever mashes the keyboard best.
While speaking the proper expositional incantations.
& computers generally O.O'