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[–] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 15 hours ago

Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We all know that he doesn't watch PBS. Too educational.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 14 hours ago

Not to mention he just cut funding for it

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago

thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

That man has dementia.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 13 points 19 hours ago

OK, now that's pretty funny.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago

The story is far too complex for him in that one

[–] Astrophage@lemy.lol 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

In the first admin it was clear he was watching Fox by reading his tweets and comparing.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

Tiny hands for a tiny peen

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

For some reason I read that as auschwitz.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Not that different for the purposes he wants.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.

( /s, obviously)

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I genuinely want somebody who thinks this is a good idea to explain to me why this is better than building a new maximum security prison on the mainland.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.

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