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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
(www.livescience.com)
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.
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y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
It can't be.
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Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They'd probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
Let the comments begin.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"
This is two years old.
Yeah, first thing I thought was "Wait - again?!?". That would have been one hell of a coincidence.
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2 years old but funny
Nice
It's the hovering part that surprises me.
everything reminds me of her