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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Deuteronomy is originally from the Hebrew Bible. According to Jewish mythology, the book is from the sermons of Moses. Though, it's believed to be much more recent (something like a 1000 years) than the time period where the figure of Moses (or the person(s) he was based on) would have existed. But, even taking Jewish and Christian mythologies at their word, Jesus had nothing to do with that rule. Also, Jesus probably meant for this rule to end for adherents of Christianity.

Mark 7:14-23:
14 Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this.
15 Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.”
17 After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable.
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them?
19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
20 He went on: “What comes out of a person is what defiles them.
21 For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder,
22 adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly.
23 All these evils come from inside and defile a person.”

So, feel free to boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Jesus is A-ok with that.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Deuteronomy is originally from the Hebrew Bible

And further back? Babylonian? There's some Gilgamesh and Atrahasis in the bible, Moses among others...

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Further back than Babylon. We're talking ancient Sumer.

Sorry, much further back than the Cappadocians and you've lost me

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, Jesus probably meant for this rule to end for adherents of Christianity.

I mean, Jesus was Jewish and he wouldn't have called his followers Christians because he hadn't died on a cross yet. He would have called them his Jewish brothers and his followers would have done the same for decades afterwards. He was the leader of a sect of Judaism.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

15 Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.”

Jesus is against the pull out method confirmed.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's been a long time since I read any of the bible, but wasn't there some story in it somewhere where some guy uses that and is immediately killed by god or something? (albiet I think the justification was some sort of tradition obligating him to have a child with a specific person, and his behavior was supposed to be exploiting that without fulfilling his end or something like that).

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Onan was punished because he was trying to fuck over Tamar. Tamar was his brother’s wife, and his brother died. Because women had essentially no rights or property, it was expected that a widow without children would be given to her husbands brother, so he could knock her up and have a son to take care of her. (Levirate marriage)

Onan was trying to screw Tamar out of being able to survive - trying to make it so that he would inherit all of his father Judah’s money. God noticed this, and killed him.

The funny part is the follow up - Judah has another son, but is like “oh shit, this women is cursed. She’s lead to the death of two of my sons, I don’t want to lose the last one.” So he tells her to go hang out with her parents until his son is “ready” - clearly intending to blow her off forever.

So Tamar eventually catches on, realizes that she’s never getting what’s hers, so dresses up like a temple prostitute and goes to the city. Judah comes across her disguised as a prostitute, and she asks for his family crest as payment for their roll in the hay.

After this, she becomes pregnant. The elders of the group bring her before Judah, saying “hey, your daughter in law is a massive whore and is pregnant. We’re going to kill her.” He asks her who knocked her up, she produces the crest.

Judah is then like “oh dang, you got me.” She doesn’t get killed, she gets her inheritance, and is possibly an ancestor of Jesus.

Really an amazing trickster figure - very reminiscent of Jacob and Esau. The coolest story in the Bible imho - it’s so out of pocket and against the way that women are usually shown in Genesis (in a way that makes me suspect there’s a true story here somewhere). She’s just as clever as Jacob, and clearly more clever than Judah.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Onan, which is why wanking is called onanism. To me it's an odd story because it seems more like a social construct than a divine command. So I wonder if it's been heavily abridged and he died for some other reason that's been left out and they just said God did it because they wanted to reinforce that construct. If God really had a habit of dropping bodies just for spilling their seed, well, let's just say there'd be several thousand reasons why I wouldn't be typing this right now.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ancient stories are almost always parabolic. If there’s not a lesson to be made, then it’s not preserved. Recording history only for history’s sake a fairly modern value. So you’re absolutely right. Ancient texts, especially scriptures, tend to attribute things to god whenever it’s convenient for the narrative.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That would be Onan, found in Genesis chapter 38.

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, feel free to boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Jesus is A-ok with that.

How did you get that it was alright to boil a young goat in its mother's milk out of that?

Sure, he says you could eat the young goat that has been boiled in its mother's milk.

But nothing saying it's alright to boil the young goat in the first place, which the OP verse clearly states.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

It's a technicality. Jesus didn't require any of the old law to be followed unless expressly said otherwise. The only two things that were expressly said otherwise was "love God" and "love your neighbor". Therefore, baby goat milk boiling is fine.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Check, check, probably not, check, check, check, check, maybe?, check, check, check and check.

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As much as I appreciate Japanese culture, they also created Oyakodon, which literally means "parent-and-child rice bowl". Like damn, Japan, what'd those birds ever do to you to necessitate multi-generational violence?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

to clarify a bit, you get both the meat of a chicken as well as the egg of a chicken

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They made themselves taste delicious!

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

they didn't tho we did that

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I like Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor's interpretation. It's far from being accepted in Judaism - probably because it makes so much sense.

The interpretation is based on the fact that the passage originally appears in Exodus twice - but not in a section about Kosher laws. It appears in sections about Bikurim - bringing offerings to the temple:

The very same verse that contains that law also contains a law about Bikkurim:

Bring the best firstfruits of your land to the house of the Lord your God.

You must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.

Because these two laws seem so unrelated, Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor suggests a different way to read the second part.

In Hebrew, the root of the word "cook"/"boil" is B-SH-L - and this is also the root of the word "ripe"/"mature". Because of that, it's possible to read "you must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk" as "you must not let a young goat mature while drinking its mother's milk".

This makes the second part of the verse a repetition of the first part - a pattern very common in the Old Testament as a (vain) attempt to prevent misinterpretations. Reading it like so, both parts mean "the offerings should be as young and as fresh as possible".

That reading is a little bit odd - but not too odd in biblical language standards, and it makes so much more sense in the context where the passage appears.

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

According to what I've read, the leading theory among scholars today is that this passage is a reference to pagan Canaanite rituals and we have some evidence in the literature of the time that this was indeed practiced.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

More oats per oats

I have dairy in my diet, but when it comes to porridge, oat milk only please

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

Jesus was born 5-7 centuries after this was written down, he don't know either.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This would have come from a time when ancient Judaism was evolving out of its polytheistic roots. The early sections of the Hebrew scriptures tended to treat other gods as existing, but you're only supposed to worship YHWH.

Likely, there was some specific ritual that had been used in local polytheistic practices, and it's specifically telling you not to do that.

This is an issue for the sort of fundamentalists who insist that absolutely everything in the bible is useful for modern times. You say that, but then what's this goat milk thing about? How about all the idolatry prohibitions when many modern Christians won't regularly encounter religions that use idols? Why is there a whole book devoted to Solomon's horny poetry?

You can kinda come up with answers to those, but they will invariably involve some kind of "reading between the lines". That is, reading assumptions into the text that aren't explicitly stated. Which fundamentalists also say you're not supposed to do.

[–] Alaknar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My favourite is that you cannot wear clothes made from more than one kind of thread.

Which means, in essence, that in the XXI c., literally everybody, including priests, is a sinner, and goes to hell, because everything is a blend these days.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Even in medical times, clothes were usually made with wool fabric and sewn with linen thread for strength. Some Jewish communities would only wear kosher clothing sewn with wool thread.

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why is there a whole book devoted to Solomon’s horny poetry?

I have a theory...

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Then you extrapolate that and the only way to stay kosher is to never prepare meat with dairy. No philly cheese steak, no butter.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The rabbinical standard is that you should have 6 hours between a meat meal and a dairy meal.

And yeah, no butter. Kosher delis will use schmaltz (a kind of animal fat) instead of butter.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This kept happening, and was eventually responsible for a substantial portion of the events in Unsong.

[–] airman@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you! I was hoping to see a comment about Unsong!

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my colleague like to have roasted potato with vegan mayo. So he is having potatoes cooked in oil together with potatos emulsified with oil.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

That sounds like an interesting vegan mayo recipe. My wife has tried a few and none contained potatoes.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I mean I do feel weird whenever I do this. The solution is soy milk!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Same reason it's weird to serve chicken with eggs. No need to wipe out the whole family in one meal

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Using an egg to coat the tendies is delicious

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I'm taking that as a challenge

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait is goat meat boiled in goat milk particularly tasty? What's the deal? Anyone done a small portion?

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Buttermilk roasted chicken is delicious, so I assume it’s a similar lactose reaction. And you’d use goats milk because you have goats.

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And that’s the justification for why rabbi-created kosher laws say “no cheeseburgers”

Separate your milk plates from your meat or you may boil a young goat in its mothers milk!

opposite idea from mixing powdered milknin fresh milk for "more milk per milk."

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