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Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰
ODing on Ketamine is quite difficult. LD50 for mice i.V. is 77mg/kg. So for an 80kg mouse that would be more than 6 grams of Ketamine given i.V. typically the bioavailability by nasal or oral consumption is lower and Musk most likely has a high tolerance. So we are talking probably 50grams or more of Ketamine for a lethal dosage for Musk.
I am not sure if Musk could actually snort enough Ketamine for a lethal dosage without it just falling back out of his nostrils or if he could swallow one without his stomach turning before it is adsorbed.
Obviously all of these numbers are speculative and taking drugs is harmful, no matter the amount. Also people often die not by ODing on Ketamine, but by killing themselves in accidents as they loose control over their muscles.
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We all know Musk is lying. He doesn't plan on leaving. There's too much power.
What's kind of amazing is that so many articles don't point this out in the title or the first sentence. I really wonder why. When you know the person is a liar and they are in a situation like this, with a strong motive to lie, why in heck would you not make that the subject line?
Or, if you want to be polite about it, you could write a headline that says something like "Musk supposedly considering retiring, but actions speak louder than words".
When it comes to Elon and Trump, what I assume is:
Whenever they say they are going to do something bad, it is the truth.
Whenever they say they are going to do something good, it is a lie.
Pussy.
I appreciate his hope that capitulation will grant him mercy, but I'm not buying a Tesla unless he kills himself.
What if he sold all his shares and quit and stuff?
Wouldn't be nearly as satisfying, but I'd give it consideration I guess.
Make Tesla Volkswagen
Okay, buh-bye.
The "attacks" aren't going to stop because you walk away, fuckhead
Don't let the door hit you.
But do let everyone waiting outside to hit you, melon
He's going to the back of the motorcade and he doesn't like it. He got used to try to do the dirty work of break put government and I will call my electeds to make sure we fix the damage he did and also hold him and the other tech oligarchs responsible for the rest of my life. Fuck this asswipe.
But there's so much more government inefficiency yet to find!
He's taking the fall because of the lack of popularity gained by Trump.
It's great as we won't see his smug face paraded around the oval office.
However he need to remain vigilant as the department he helped create will not stop sitting all over the bureaucratic hardware of America.
Which is by design as bureaucrats resist change and try to come to the status quo. (I'd never thought I would write about the merits of bureaucracy).
He must be held accountable for that!
The bully doesn't like being bullied, poor baby Mukus 😢
Musk: shoots self in ass Musk: WHY R BULLETS SO MEAN
Now leave the country as well.
And go back to Swakopmund or any other nazi-african shithole he's coming from.
Ohh no, the consequences of his own actions.
Cry more, stupid manchild.