Note: Musk died on the way back to his home planet.

Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.

Good! Get fucked Musk!

Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.

So we're winning? I'd still love for him to meet his Luigi. Is that enough hate to get you to quit before you do any more damage? I can go more extreme if it isn't.

Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.

He's broken the departments investigating him and it isn't fun anymore, he doesn't have to be there at this point to win.

Ahem.... musk a lousy bitch

Keep bullying him.

We had a good thing going.

Does this mean he's done rigging elections too?

So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?

Snowflake.

You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.

Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.

Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.

It's far too late for that, Elon; we want your fucking head now.

Too late, shitbird.

Musk is the Mike Lindell of this second season of the (cursed) apprentice....

Entered the kitchen, complained about it being too hot

One down

Okay, buh-bye.

Pussy.

Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰

No, he just wants back into the background and do shady things in obscurity again. We all know the rich can't and won't stop meddling.

The "attacks" aren't going to stop because you walk away, fuckhead

I appreciate his hope that capitulation will grant him mercy, but I'm not buying a Tesla unless he kills himself.

We all know Musk is lying. He doesn't plan on leaving. There's too much power.

What's kind of amazing is that so many articles don't point this out in the title or the first sentence. I really wonder why. When you know the person is a liar and they are in a situation like this, with a strong motive to lie, why in heck would you not make that the subject line?

Or, if you want to be polite about it, you could write a headline that says something like "Musk supposedly considering retiring, but actions speak louder than words".