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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everytime this howler monkey talks i feel like it needs to be muzzled.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

(Once in a while, I start a joke only to realize it'll take 4 or 5 interactions for the punchline to not involve the FBI knocking on my door with a battering ram. Don't have the patience for it at this moment.)

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, even without the political angle she'd still say this. She's not Catholic so the concept of a pope is already blasphemous. Christians warring amongst themselves is normal.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure she lost all respect a long time ago

[–] vegantichrist@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago
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