Lottery so I can get my partner and I out of this shithole
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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My true love (which is money)
Lottery. Maybe this is just very US of me, or maybe it's just my form of autism/ADHD. But I have no faith in true love. There's a lot of happiness it can provide, but money provides more
Or at least more protection from unhappiness
True love. On the real though, I’m terrified of being rejected/ridiculed, so I just say that I’m done with dating when asked.
Lottery, I have more confidence in my ability to manage money than a relationship
Already have true love, so the obvious choice is to win the lottery.
Aww that's sweet, you should send this to your SO
ha, thanks - I sent it to them and they were amused and appreciated my logic 😄
Next year gives me a lot of time to set up all the legal bullshit I'd need to survive winning the lottery. Statistically speaking, winning the lottery is actually quite bad for you in the long run.
Assuming this is a huge payout and not like $50 on scratch off or something.
The lottery for sure. I'm like 99% sure that without having to work and being able to live wherever I want, the chances of me finding "true love" would shoot up exponentially. As it stands now I'm "stuck" renting a garage in a VHCOL area that is almost entirely old rich people.