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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 6 days ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Eloise@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Weird Motorized Instrument in my ass

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Over and over again

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe ts just taco bell

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It's a sin in my ass

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 5 days ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

This would mean?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

last train home in my ass.

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[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] Hana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Dim sum paradise in my ass

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Gun in my ass

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

An ember's arc in my ass

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

[–] Metype@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

INEXPLICABLE in my ass

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

piano cover of a billie eilish song in my ass. okay

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Currently listening to a song titled Love-Hate-Sex-Pain so I think that’s an appropriate coincidence

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Cold Cold Cold... in my ass

[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Achilles last stand - in my ass

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Yellow is the color of her eyes in my ass

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