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[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In US, brawndo is used instead of gatorade. That is the reason for math prowesness.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Because not all dogma can be easily explained or defended so it is easier to hunt the messenger. Compare to evangelicals and how much they roar against some things in the old covenant as sins while still using cloth made of mixed materials, eat bacon or refuse to kill their kids if they are not respectful enough.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Pepsi or nothing

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

[–] banana_lama@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this like 2 yrs old?

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

Then better not let the priest get closer.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

They've put out some good shit since then. The Stage is one of all-time favorites. Definitely recommend watching the video that goes with it - shockingly effective visual aid for what looks goofy as fuck at first glance.

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

You got me to laugh, updoot

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.

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